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i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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One Time - 2 - What’s on second? 

Well all have our firsts, don’t we? I see firsts in a lots of kinds of stoires. Those seem to stick out more often. Somewhere, we all decided that our newest experiences are the most exciting. It makes sense—firsts contain risks, importance, uncertainity. But did we always think that our “firsts” or our “greatests” are the ones that deserve to be most remembered? Why not our second time?

In my second episode of ONE TIME, I asked these guys to give me their spin on their version of “second”. How did their firsts affect their seconds, if at all? How was it different than the time before? Should we talk more about our seconds?

If you haven’t seen the first episode of ONE TIME, here ya go!

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my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

  • cousin:guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin:oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin:broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me:I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me:OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin:no please don't
  • me:COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin:I hate you.
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foundhergrail:

One Time - 2 - What’s on second? 

Well all have our firsts, don’t we? I see firsts in a lots of kinds of stoires. Those seem to stick out more often. Somewhere, we all decided that our newest experiences are the most exciting. It makes sense—firsts contain risks, importance, uncertainity. But did we always think that our “firsts” or our “greatests” are the ones that deserve to be most remembered? Why not our second time?

In my second episode of ONE TIME, I asked these guys to give me their spin on their version of “second”. How did their firsts affect their seconds, if at all? How was it different than the time before? Should we talk more about our seconds?

If you haven’t seen the first episode of ONE TIME, here ya go!

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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But can we still talk about what a little shit that Travis kid is though.

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be careful on YouTube

stevebusexual:

TW TW TW: abuse, rape, beastiality, pedophilia

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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