May 15th, 2013. A commute.
May 14, 2013
“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”
this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs
this and wishbone, kids, was the highlight of my childhood
I MISS YOU OLD PBS.
Zoom was everything to me.
I really like when people post selfies. Some of you post the greatest ones and they make me smile so please never feel bad about posting them because you rock and I like your faces and bodies (also brains but photographs of your brains would be gross)
Must Have Reproduction List:
1. Eye of newt
2. “The Fugitive” special edition DVDs
3. Reincarnation of Copernicus (the bones of Gerald Ford or the blood of Dakota Fanning will do)
4. Vegan guilt
5 $15,000 (cashier’s check)
6. A mormon marriage license
7. Proof of a YouTube troll comment
8. An Xbox controller
Mix in an enormous boiling kettle for several seconds until baby emerges celestially dressed like a ’20s cartoon hobo.
The first song on the new Vampire Weekend album made me tear up.
Everything is Christmas and I am emotional.
“Masterpiece fans will not be disappointed: Julian [Fellowes] has done another brilliant job,” Eaton wrote in an email to The Daily Beast, “this time, portraying the Downton family moving on from the tragedies of last season.”
Photo: Nick Briggs/Carnival Film and Television Limited 2013 for MASTERPIECE
I’m ready, are you? — tanya b.
A wrong number has been texting me. After a bunch of beating around the bush and me making stupid jokes, they finally ask “Is this Destiny?”
…hahahahahaha. MAYBE. MAYBE I AM YOUR DESTINY.
In which Hannah made a tutorial for me. And maybe you.